Stephen' s electoral aspirations dashed -- again!

His presidential campaign is on the wane, but another chance at electoral office is gonna pass Stephen Colbert by again. According to the Associated Press, Colbert is in a three-way tie for a seat on the Colonial Soil and Water Conservation District Board in Virginia after being marked as a write-in candidate on ballots.
But Colbert doesn't have a chance of winning. When the Williamsburg Electoral Board draws a name from a hat to decide the winner, Colbert's name won't be among the three because he's not registered to vote there.
Awwwww. We can just see Stephen's sad face now.